A crackhead went to buy some crack on his bike, but crashed instead.

A typical day in Russia

Butt plug. Huge butt plug.

Fat-ass bitch thinks she's fine

Obama is listening

9/11 was an inside job

Pac Man has full-blown AIDS

The day after marijuana is made completely legal in the US.

Quick, hide all the dildos here!

The walrus and the carpenter ate all the oysters.

Mitt Romney meets his black son.

A cat, a pile of cocaine, and some a ghost yelling "HOMO."