Overly attached Aradia has a crush on you ... in ALL the quadrants. ALL OF THEM.

An imp tempts an angel to fall, by touching the angel's ... hot dog. Wrath is a mortal sin!

A lot of pigs poke their noses through the snow.

Item #612 on Karkat's "Things Nepeta is not allowed to do in Sgrub" list: Fucking cover herself in grape jelly.

... what else are Dirk and Jake going to do on a deserted island?

... it's like a fried egg, but with a hot dog instead of the yolk.

Jake wonders why Tavros is so intrigued by wanton vandalism. Tavros has no good explanation.

Teenage Non-Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Be Spades Slick. You've made a sweet candlelight dinner for that classy Prospitian lady. (You hope the dame likes pizza.)

Feferi and Nepeta making out while piloting an awesome freakin' jet plane through the skies of LOLCAT.

Karkat tries to let Nepeta down easy, but he's not very good at that sort of thing.

Nepeta, I don't fucking CARE what's on your fucking wall, Kankri Vantas ♣ Callie Ohpeee ♣ Ms. Paint is NOT canon and never fucking will be.