Gordon Freeman, disguised as a martini, chats with a pissed off blonde woman.

My agnostic friend James.

Muscle man from regular show smashes a computer monitor

A gingerbread cock has been broken, revealing the cocaine that Serj Tankian was frantically trying to keep away from your stepson.

A poorly drawn flag with a blue plus on it

A canine member of the Irish Republican Army(IRA) waves and says "Hi!"

Two gentlemen made out of piss that have chicken pox

Some vampire bitch

Bad luck Brian

A blue mutated house centipede.

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A pink-skinned luchador outside on a spring day declaring that he will eat your soul.

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