An albino child asks a tree if it loves her while a cyclops with a yellow eye the size of the sun observes

turtle kills a man by bitting off his finger and taking off all 5 of his hp (health points for you uninteligent)

an adorable cat catches a french person in a sack

A kid with a skin disorder facepalms his left eye, which doesnt exist, as he telepathically reads the note from parents saying he passed

dayum nice robot legs

some guy's tongue is on fire

Some guy pees at the sun

Gaza gets pew pewd

Doodle or Die

Cortana looking smug and insane as usual

Extremely dilated pupils stare into God's wrath saying he cant pressure the operator of his kind

Modern Art.

Deathgrips... IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES... GUILLOTIIIIIIINE.... YUHH

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