A corny joke about today's date and one Jason Vorheez.

Ryu of Street Fighter knits the Prince of Austria-Hungary a purple beanie.

M Dude beating up on Ronnie.

The Flash dashes past a table, knocking out of the way violently, while yelling "excuse me" in a paltry form of apology.

Every JRPG ever.

An excited snail.

Harry Potter hangs himself. Hermoine mournes him. Ron believes now is his chance to become the star of the series.

An incredibly muscular pink rodent is sad.

A ninja clad in green robes declares that he is not dead. His left eye (the viewer's right) is bruised.

Everyone Dies: The Novel

That fat police officer from the Simpsons. I don't know his name. My bad, bro.

A dog with the spots that appear to make the word "woow" on its side.