Tell me, mother...How are apples and oranges supposed to be compared?

my mother is a beautiful, strong goddess whose enormity trumps, by far, that of the union of the sun and the earth

an inner tube desperately attempts to escape the clutches of the purple sun

a peasant mermaid (too poor to afford clothes) encounters a beautiful, dark eyed sex god with luscious lips and expensive clothing

A microwave self-immolates in the middle of an ocean, with various marine organisms looking on with profound terror.

A belligerent octopus with a sword challenges a chinky, humble, but commmitted sushi chef to the death.

RECTUM REAMING

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