A farmer gives up after an orange whale landed on his farm.
Bender is overjoyed when everyone commits suicide.
A ghost calls up a friend and asks if they can hang out.
Worm disco.
My body may be green, but my eyes are blue like the sky, and my dreams.
It's hard being the man with a long arm.
Rabbit Superman shits himself when he's confronted with Rabbit Aquaman.
A duck has trouble with his spelling test, how's he gonna get out of this pickle?
Captain Johnson put on his broken brown hat, stuffing everywhere and looked out to the horizon. There was nothing, he'd always known so.
Anime girl about to knife a McDonald's squirrel.
Six mean suns with masks are ganging up on Earth.
Some Homestuck character with sunglasses and a small vinyl record on his chest.