Two snipers take aim at the back of Mickey Mouse's skull.

A gentleman is confused, should he order the spaghetti with a side of human flesh or the human flesh with a side of spaghetti?

Doodle or Die

A new alien species first contact with humanity is unfortunately with an idiot.

I told you man, I TOLD you about the Punk's!

Doodle or Die

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Sweet bro turns the tables on Hella Jeff, it keeps happening.

A goblin disguises itself as one of Santa's elves but cannot replicate their cheery outlook on life.

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"How did I get a salmon in my ass?!" Gandalf wonders...

New Chain

Sarah is concerned about how she got sand in her anus.

Bandanna wearing cyclops caterpillar jumps for joy. "Whoo!" he exclaims!

The safety torch doesn't seem very safe at all!

Adventure Time characters finally come down from their LSD trip.

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