The Jew Crate.
A bloody crime scene where the only evidence is a pool of blood and a black curly wig.
Its head is a house. Its Arms are Fire. Its Waists are Pipe. And its Spine is Beads.
green gentleman with a hairy chest
a canadian enjoying a sandwich
this kid was born with a house growing out of his head... he looks sad
shitting in a teenage mutant ninja turtle's mouth i guess
definetly not a worm
A poor, unfortunate piece of thread is being pummeled by a Panasanic TV.
sleeping hotdog
elephant stuck
a woman pooping herself
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