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A man wants to murder a chair. The chair is sad, despite the fact that chairs cannot be murdered, nor can they be sad.
How groovy that I have a chainsaw! Now I can be... a LUMBERJACK! Just like I always dreamed of! Leaping from tree to tree! Eating scones!
south park, cartman 4 prez
nope...
Guy becomes trapped in a vat of mustard.
"Oh no!" said the stickman. "My face has turned into a rainbow, and I am shooting water out of my left hand!"
GIANT CAT uses BLACK LASER! It's super effective! 46,999 damage to QUADRIPLEGIC STICKMAN!
A reckless disregard for gravity
Mom says "please"
A stickman hangs by the neck, has he kicked the chair himself or what happened? The scene is illuminated by shuttered window.
dog eats a flower
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