I WANT YOU TO PAINT HAPPY TREES FOR AMERICA!!! -Bob Ross

doodle a poodle with noodles

Tennis racquet found out what tennis ball does when he's alone. He seems disgusted, although ball couldn't be more proud of himself.

A giant anvil is falling on 3 ruler men. One is stern and holding a petrock and a snake, one with a bicycle helmet points at third's armpit.

The sad man is way too embarrassed to go through getting his first blow job. His girlfriend seems to understand.

The Grim Reaper has started his Japanese culture phase.

LET US REJOICE IN RED LAND!!! WHERE ROADS DISAPPEAR MYSTERIOUSLY BEHIND OBJECTS!

Two turkey bacon lovers just had sex in a frying pan. Little does he know she fakes all her orgasms.

Extreme close up of a booger.

A tide pod punching some blood

Some guy is about to fuckin stab a giant ant while the Eye of Sauron looms menacingly in the distance.

Girl with no nose or neck is indifferent to her bleeding chin.