A community college professor defends himself from an attacking melon by aiming for the crotch.

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KFC is haunting my bathroom.

Captain Turd welcomes you to his happy village.

That speeding car has hit Mr. Hu!

Chickens. They are confused.

A movie about two nice cowboys having a great time.

What a blind guy sees when listening to someone stir macaroni.

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Intimate moment between a paperclip and Bill Cosby.

A pop-tart gets a bit flustered while speaking to its crush.

WHY, JENNIFER?? WHY???

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Anything but ponies.

A person with some abnormally pigmented body parts.

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