A community college professor defends himself from an attacking melon by aiming for the crotch.

KFC is haunting my bathroom.

Captain Turd welcomes you to his happy village.

That speeding car has hit Mr. Hu!

Chickens. They are confused.

A movie about two nice cowboys having a great time.

What a blind guy sees when listening to someone stir macaroni.

Intimate moment between a paperclip and Bill Cosby.

A pop-tart gets a bit flustered while speaking to its crush.

WHY, JENNIFER?? WHY???

Anything but ponies.

A person with some abnormally pigmented body parts.