The man walked out from behind the red curtain. As he looked up, MULTICOLORED LAZER BEAMS SHOT FROM HIS EYES.

The wheels on the bus... HAVE BECOME SENTIENT.

The angry vampire shouts at the sun... their relationship has finally failed. The sun cries and hides his face beneath his tears.

The old man wakes up... he's falling fast... falling out of a plane rapidly... attached to a chair. But who could've wanted to kill him?

Jules from Pulp Fiction dares you to SAY WHAT AGAIN.

A guard rail sits.. alone... with the word beginning floating ahead. The rail is watched by angry eyes, but nobody is sure why.

The American flag sprouted legs and began to run... nobody knows where it ran, but it ran with those three legs as hard as it could.

A burglar in a party hat dances away from a nuclear explosion while saying "Fuck Yeah".

Every 4chan Thread.

The T-Rex hates shopping carts... Sometimes in the past, a shopping cart killed his wife. He seeks vengeance, one cart at a time.

A strange genetic hybrid between breasts and testicles. BREASTICLES.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.... WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?