Unicorn awestruck by three stars

Guy fantasizes about masturbating over the graves of his enemies

Trees ponder the afterlife

I am shocked by how tangled these jumpropes are

Moments after a horrible disaster in which many innocent lives were lost at sea

Taking shelter from the rain under a giant toupee

A terror beyond human comprehension loves hot dogs with catsup

A cake that is way too fancy for a one-year-old's birthday

Kids set the house on fire, lie to dad about it

Dad finds out kid has a failing grade in sleeping with his mother

A guy notices he's drinking the same thing (urine) as the girl across the bar and is pleased with this fact

Urine mistake