The Doctor's latest regeneration has turned him into a cat. Not a surprising Moffat plot.

Marie Antoinette has found the TARDIS, unfortunately after her execution.

The Doctor ignores Martha's advances, he's too hung up on Rose.

The Doctor is on Facebook. Relationship status: Separated...so very separated...

River only likes the Doctor for his chin, which he couldn't care less about, as he has no attraction to her whatsoever.

Four is on crack, must be some slang for Jelly Babies.

DAMMIT WALDO! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND YOU! YOU HAD ONE JOB!

"They're not breasts, okay, they're Dalek bumps."

Ten and Rose, reunited at last.

Amy ain't got no time for your markers, Isaac. She makes sure to let the Doctor know about this.

The Doctor has noodle arms, must be a dance party.

Blue and Green man equal ginger. This confuses Ten.