Joe the Mechanic explains to a floating prostitute's head that 1+1=TAFFY

A man with a computer monitor for a head plugs a light bulb in to his hand

The red power ranger proclaims to the world "YU NO FUNNY"

An audible penis

A huge pink muscle flexes in front of a small girl

roofies

a cow eating eye balls and blonde hair

Hipster asian kid does not know what an alarm clock is

A man shrugs while saying "wat up g" TWIST: it's abraham lincoln!

An army of apples and oranges marching in unison in to battle against the bananas

a cross-dressing shark sees two floating heads and screams "HO!"

a man made of leaves attacking a girl trapped in a heart, while a rad as heck sun watches them

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