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Ezio is a faget

A sun-bee stings a man on the head

A yellow-thonged man highjumps over the Earth

New Chain

Ninja vs. Pirate

IRA-themed birthday party goes awry.

Hat-mongler mongles hat

In Soviet Russia, oranges eat YOU

Some yellow people get high as feck.

A Bavarian sells shrooms to unicorns.

A penguin prepares to rape something or other

Meanwhile, in Germany...

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