The Old Republic. Not the new one, the old one.

a purple and green swamp mess.

Abraham Lincoln and George Washington racing each other on snails

OH GOD WHAT, according to a four-eyed...worm?

a boy curses the universe for giving him ginger hair

spy dad is super cool, yeah

Two frat boys play Guitar Hero while their friend sprays Axe aftershave to cover up the stench of two deceased bodies after a sword duel.

emoticon asks what is wrong with you