His hour of death is close at hand. In a moment of sheer emotion, the meatloaf cries, and cries, and cries. Tis time to die.

"Sir, I'd like to return this condom. If you look really carefully right there, you might be able to see there's a fucking dog inside it."

It is too late! We cannot hide! The ANTI's have arrived! A group of people against anything and everything! RUN BEFORE THEY--*Bang!*

This is the story about a man named, Doug. Doug was a troubled child who had fire on his instead instead of normal hair.

This guy's a pussy. He didn't have the balls to doodle what he was given, so he wrote, "FUCK NO, LOL." What a bitch. Draw a picture of him.

"Holy shit dude when she asked you to 'eat her out,' she wasn't being literal. Jesus take the apple out of her mouth that's nasty."

blue, horribly shaped pancake is served on a gold edged plate with a side of bacon.

Jesus Christ Billy stop living in my bathtub you're a mess.

Kid, Ive seen things. As a mobster Ive seen more than most. Ive seen the worst of humanity. But I can see nothing clearer than your hatred.

Modern-day america.

Cross-dimensional god comes out of portal crippled. The only nearby assistance available is a bunch a lil' girls having a tea party.

Money makes the world go round. . . Hah.