The investigation of Sir Cookie Crumbs' murder led to two suspects: Bad-Milk Joe and Healthy Lengths the banana. WHODUNNIT?

BOOK OVERDUE! BOOK OVERDUE! COMMENCING WORLD DOMINATION!

All he wanted was a drink from the well. But the bees attacked him, so he ran away screaming "FUCK!"

Loopy schwoopy man tells you to DO!!!!!!!

disco ball enjoys breaking the fourth wall

naked man doesn't know if he wants clothes or not

a peaceful waterscape. the ocean wafts to and fro while white seagulls in the distance, speckling the sky like snowflakes, promptly shit.

I say! What time is i--my Lord! 'Tis four o' clock on the nose! I must be off to bed now! CHEERIO, MOTHERFUCKER.

Angry Grand Piano can't take the noise coming from the windows anymore!. AAAAAAAAAAAA!

Angel chimp is not pleased with you. Angel chimp bop you in head with giant BANANA!

I throw spiky porcupines in your face! HOW DOES THAT FEEL?!

Gettin' raped? Use the all-new Po-Po-Box and report that shit!