a citizen is punching lucas from earthbound

sweet bro and hella jeff get in a horrific accident where geromy (their cool pal) falls down stairs while carrying shit games like ME3

the letters "A", "C" and a tiny ass dollar sign all bad sex together and merged into one

a rare species of vampire balloon wants a boner badly but the spy from "Team Fortress 2" is going to stab him with his knife named "Soul"

some guy with a pink face is vomiting cotton candy in ron weasley's flower

boberto the walrus trying pomegranate juice for the first time, he exclaims, "This tastes EXACTLY like the shark tits I drew earlier!".

the idiots guide to weed, a great book. i would rate it 1/0. i liked how the plot varied when compared with the setting. boberto wrote this.

a person wants to suck a doctors deformed penis with green balls, the doctor allows him to

a frog is constipated then he takes a huge shit and BAM! 4 fucking tiny ass frogs come out along with a bunch of shit and then he feels good

a fortune cookie fortune politely telling you to EAT Dick.

the banana is wrapped in newspaper, he just had diarrhea on the ground

zombie dale from the walking dead eating his beard, his mouth is covered with shit