The sounds of a duck being choked to death.

A bald man with an erection getting married to a bald woman without an erection.

Batman loves coat.

A man throwing away sassy candy.

Spiderman wondering how to shoot web.

That kid from Avatar in a house.

A green man burning to death in the desert.

A fringe leaf.

A black man thinks a purse is gay.

A grey kid with red eyes greets people.

Tobias Funke joins the green man group and bulks up to chase teenage boys.

Happy birthday from the sink.

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