Ice-cream examines man with x-ray machine and kills him in the process

A ghost whispers "fuck" behind a ducks ear but the duck isn't really bothered

The heart of an average American.

New Chain

a kid pretends he's invisible but it comes true and nobody can see him. The police investigate his disappearance

A happy person is a cockeyed man.

Doodle or Die

A beautiful basket of fruit with a critter hiding amongst the fruit. You'd almost miss it. I wouldn't go near it...

Doodle or Die

A screenshot from a video game that shows a spider with a blonde wig, crying, saying the words "YOLO my egg"

A boy finds a lemon but he doesn't know what it is. He's never seen one before. It creeps him out.

One of the GHOSTS generally just trying to bring the mood down

A baseball player lives in your laundry detergent. "That's where the voice was coming from!", you think.

A ginger-haired guy army clothes wants to pick a fight with a random stranger off screen

Peppermint Patty has stabbed Neil Armstrong!

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