Spider-man with swords
Luigi gives Mario a golden shower. "Thank you so much, you're the greatest brother a plumber can have!" (What am I doing with my life)
Crazy girl with blue hair and pink dress
rock hard'
A man with no head, four nippleless breasts in the center of his chest, two nipples flanking his four breasts, and a fashionable blue scarf.
Grandpa is at a beach saying "get off my beach you n******'s"
two aliens who went into a lapdance pub, but find no girls at the poles
Gordon Ramsay
EXTREME attractive snake in boot
The moon is missing!
There are no stars in the sky here. There is no sky.
I look out the window and see him. Climbing towards me in his skin tight suit, laughing as he scales the side of the building.
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