should I be worried about the woman or the fact that 50 shades of gray is on her nightstand?

why jesus? why do you hate pokemon?

Happy birthday, you dashing lemon you!

A fabulous man with blonde hair, a pink shirt, and a snail upon his glasses.

Don't Google the waffle.

THERE ARE NO EXCUSES FOR COMPLICATIONS.

UFC Wrestling match between cowboy and kangaroo, Oh gee!

"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition"

Someone owes the swear jar a quarter!

Dirk, what are you wearing?

flubber

The triangle is upset while thinking about a bespectacled square.