Omg I'm too scared to even describe it! This site is not for me! I'm outta here!

Quit playing with your food, Jimmy. I'll fucking kill you.

A porcupine is an astronaut

A fat gym coach posing as a lady

Some emo girl with 3d glasses and Dorito's in her hair

Spooky girl standing in front of a light source

10 to the 10th power to the 100th power. That's a pretty big number, yo.

Mom and Nick are getting pretty serious

Instead of humans wondering what clouds look like, it's a cloud wondering what humans look like.

A fat man throwing a sad moon at a van

Grey cat eating pizza

A naked girl is surprised to see a framed picture of her naked.