An extreme-closeup, rear-angle shot of Uncle Phil spending quality time with Carlton.

Jesus Christ attempts to scare away a guido who has caught him in his special hole with his dongle out

Five perfectly round cookies float endlessly in a manmade void. In this sterile world, these cookies lack love.

Amazing Geometry

After much training, our hero finally wins the drunken pogostick contest

Fancy lad, the fanciest lad around sees something just offscreen

A cheeky, scholarly octopus is right chuffed about something or another

Amy Poehler begrudgingly accepts the only award she deserves

A pink charades champion wearing golden heart-shaped sunglasses, and surrounded by an air of arrogance

Richard Nixon

A healthy dosage of bees

A man overlooking his corn to find some steak.