I'd be excited for wiener toast too..

Man who looks like he's taken at least one dozen dicks a week for the past three years would like to be called Everett.

New Chain

I bought a gram of Vietnam Spam, it came in a can, but now it's in my van.

donkey show

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Damn u nerd kidz ><

Varying sizes of furniture

Seconds away from deepthroating a Pringles can

Wilsov the crab

1080p close-up of a lizard

. . . LOL

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