Bert's Unibrow escapes while his master sleeps. Yells "I'm Free" as it flies away.

Bilbo baggins smokin dat herb during his teenage years.

A tired & overweight Modern-day Bilbo Baggins getting nagged by his wife about how their son insists on literally hanging out with ninjas.

a box containing schrodinger's cat. There's no breathing holes so it probably suffocated.

cerebral palsy kid gettin down to partayyyy!

a showdown is a'brewin inside a saloon. Nobody touches this cowboy's cake!

the 30 meter dash at the Albino Olympics

Sonic sexting Princess Peach. Mario has NO idea >:)

a tire pining over a four-way lug wrench that is so close, yet so far. Also, someone dropped ketchup.

Scumbag rooster enjoying the Colonels Original Recipe®, Extra Crispy ™ chicken leg.

McDonalds fries are a great source of nutrition for children. Just ask Ronald!

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