Someone sobs as they realize their package has arrived

The NSA has created children's marble playsets

A distraught man is faced with a challenge at which he cannot muster. "Pink is a powerful color" he thinks, before facing the canvas again

Someone flails their limbs erratically in reaction to an obese man

The man hates technology because his prosthetic arm makes it hard to brush his teeth

Grape and cherry sodas were combined. The ultimate color is nice, but the flavor is pretty bad.

Suparmane didn't get a routine eye examination.

A cat shits itself when it realizes the sun is on a collision course with Earth!

A man is more impressed by the sheer size of the frying pan than its ability to levitate, and the gargantuan egg within.

An electrical storm is extremely dangerous when paired with a gas leak. Be careful.

Surrender your wallet to the almighty machine!

Mario is having a surprisingly boring day. No rescuing to do. Not even any plumbing. Just a dull afternoon.