Sexually starved female tree mistakes man holding a log as a potential mate. Confusion ensures.

A man states "Allow me to grip you tight! and raise the roof!!"

How many licks does it take you ask? Being a good scientist, the owl will find out through experimentation!

The word "you're" is using binoculars to spy on two black circles with arms, legs, and red facial features. The word "we" beats its chest.

A rare pink creeper inspects a parking meter.

A black hole on a gray background.

It's December 21st, 2012 and the crazies have lost.

Pikachu has stolen Ash's dead black blob!

The bottom part of an ear of corn.

Classy carrot man gets ALL the chicks.

Yellow blob watches television.

An elephant happily sits by a fire.

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