by the time they found Nelly, it was already too late...
m'lady
no matter how fast i run, i cannot outrun the pain
based sonic oc
Depression
Italian-American plumber in dungarees contemplates a shoe
Blue-haired scientist is disgusted by a candle.
This isn't even my final form!
hi-res tiddies
The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Don't drink and drive.
The Navy Seals copypasta