Surprise! You're dead, motherfucker.

Abstract art wow

A police officer dressed as a lion arrests a man and takes him to jail.

A black man looks at himself in a mirror and sees himself looking at himself in the mirror.

Side view of a table

Flying spaghetti monster terrorizing a neighborhood

A man tracks a unicorn and finds some fresh unicorn droppings. It smells awful but he is very close to finding the elusive creature.

An insult to pizzas everywhere

Arkansas family reunion turns incestuous.

Scary cheese says BOO!

Doodle or Die

A really bad graffiti artists says Banksy is mediocre at best.

New Chain

Fruits and vegetables at war

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