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Someone shaving a ferret.

New Chain

A man eating a Tesco bag.

Elmo in drag queen make-up.

A cat gazes evilly into a fishbowl and asks the purple goldfish inside to play.

Doodle or Die

The purple one from the Teletubbies crushing it on the mic.

A scene kid with an eyeball for a head draws circles on a wall.

This is actually really good but anyway it says "Draw: jpw dod i broek".

A carrot smoking a fat doob.

God looks quizzically at one of those shower gel bottles with the hooks on.

Pancakes with syrup. And a rainbow.

No porn!

A bee tells another bee that he has a drinking problem.

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