A burrito calls its burrito children inside to eat dinner.
Behavioral tendencies with a feline companion:The cat replies "Meow" and promptly hangs up the phone and returns to torturing the cable guy.
Afro fox cannot speak.
A severed foot
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A guy vomits on a canvas.
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The middle of nowhere.
A sentient sock imitates pac-man, when in the distance funnyjunk.com looms.
A Mexican's coat stuck in a ceiling fan.
hpyno teddy
A naked santa at the northpole
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