A painter is haunted by the ghosts of his past. Who are actual ghosts.
Thomas the Toaster can fly.
The sound of one hand clapping.
A man being attacked by a giant ant screams for help.
A drawing of yourself saying "what?"
The Miss America Pageant
Oklahoma, censored.
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, sinner!
The Easter Bunny has gone nuts.
A naked lady with no torso holds a hotdog and pizza slice. Oh, and she is projectile vomiting.
The prettiest spider in Mexico.
Two thirsty people get hit by a pink bus. Nobody mourns them.