A painter is haunted by the ghosts of his past. Who are actual ghosts.

Thomas the Toaster can fly.

The sound of one hand clapping.

A man being attacked by a giant ant screams for help.

Doodle or Die

A drawing of yourself saying "what?"

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The Miss America Pageant

Oklahoma, censored.

Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, sinner!

The Easter Bunny has gone nuts.

A naked lady with no torso holds a hotdog and pizza slice. Oh, and she is projectile vomiting.

New Chain

The prettiest spider in Mexico.

Two thirsty people get hit by a pink bus. Nobody mourns them.

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