Because let's face it, Eridan, you're kind of pathetic.

"I will have order in this court!" proclaimed the naked pink ghost.

The Providence Of This Antagonism Ninja Vice Grip Pinching Your Larynx Has Already Begun To Supply My Purpose With Fruit

The man said, "No, we just sell lemonade. It's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade. Care for a glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass."

The giant lollipop scorns the newscasters for not knowing their ABCs.

This ghost is utterly terrifying.

Pikachu encounters a Pikachu plushie, and is perplexed.

The pink Squiddle smiles innocently as it raises its tentacles. Does it intend to hug you? Or perhaps something much more wicked?

There's this cool red twig, okay? He's lying there being all chill, as cool red twigs are known to do sometimes.

Pelvic sonar.

RIDICULOUS FOLLY. INEXCUSABLE.

The citrus overlord monologues before an audience.