A doctor tells a worm that he'll never be a real boy.

Batman greets a GIANT FUCKING CAT HEAD. HOLY SHIT THAT IS TERRIFYING. *Ahem* Anyway, the cat head replies "meow."

Master Sensei tells his young apprentice pastry chef "donut fail me!"

Words 3: Too late for Electric Boogaloo

Pink guy smoking a cigarette wishes a happy father's day to a worm.

I guess a type of line is trying to swim in a swimming pool, but can't because his bully, circle, is blocking him.

Spiderman ponders if Batman and Robin are secretly having an affair.

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A man, wearing a suit made entirely out of human hair, fights an angry leopard to the death over an active volcano.

Watery blob threatens his own, equally watery, shadow.

Man wonders if an art piece is abstract. The inherent irony being that he, too, is abstract, but is too occupied by life to see his flaws.

Ronald McDonald: lovable childhood mascot, harbinger of heart disease, mass murderer.

New Chain

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