Clowns have a user hostage!

A violin. Is it a violin? It's a violin.

A dog/cat hybrid

Pikachu... But wait. Oh no! He's a vampire now!

A mustard/ketchup commercial?

Jurassic park in space

The fruit loops bird eating captain crunch cereal, with a gorilla

a sandwich eating another sandwich while crying (who can blame him? That's terrible)

A disturbingly happy man, who has volcano's erupting in his eyes

The best bar in the world

A sentient cloud crying because his chicken died

An alien, who is also a football player