A cactus kicks ass

Dinosaur decides to watch some television

Something I'd really like to forget.

Man laughs at cabbages attempt at sentience.

A brash snake climbs her bed and attempts to bite Erika in her "sleep." Fully conscious and aware of the assassin, Erika reaches for her gun

woman cooks sausage as her mind slips in a Freudian fantasy. The sausage soon morphs into male genitalia. She stares as the sausage cooks

A gentlemanly sir enjoying his adult film will sipping tea

A close-up of a ghost who is shocked by the off screen horror.

A father rejoices as he informs his son the blue cheese moon exists, thereby making him a member of the Fraternity of La Azure Formage Luna.

A steak appears on stage with his band mate, a cherry, as their punk band FUCK University plays a show.

A person exclaiming "yes", answering their internal question, Am I in a dark room?

extreme close-up of a jubilant fish with canine teeth.

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