WTF :0

The mongolian spot is on his ass

Killing yourself is the only way to win the game of life. Whether it's the board game or your actual life.

A hippie who isn't having an orgy while high.

Who the fuck reads the paper anymore

One in every four americans has appeared in television.

Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.

One out of 10 children in europe are conceived on an IKEA bed.

The mongolians killed more people then WW 1 and WW 2 combined. With Swords. Also there's a 5% chance you're related to Ghengis Khan. HAM

It's like barney shitting out a bird

WTF IS THIS SHIT

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