You're right. It's my present.
OMG STRIDERCEST YEEEEEESSSSSSS I LOVE YOU
Sexytimes.
hot sex.
Hell no.
No. NONONONOONONO.
WHAT EVEN-
Stridercest. Eff yes.
What the fuck. A turd? Gorgeous.
HELL. FUCKING. YES.
Harcore smut, yo.