An old guy asking "trouble?"

New Chain

Draw an old man drinking from his favourite mug.

The french president doing the "WTF" face like that cat from the internet

A man with a shark for a ear standing up, simultaneously shitting and pissing. Above him a tree appears to be hanging from a giant ear.

The force of a baby's poo stream has projected this baby into space, past the moon, like a rocket.

Blonde haired sanitary towel with blue eyes and lipstick carrying a blue shopping/handbag

Doodle or Die

snow king is shocked and upset

baby monkey

A blonde girl brushing her teeth and getting yellow toothpaste all over her large breasts

a solid metal gear duel.

A plate with a selection of differently coloured goo.

Mr Blobby has an intimate rash

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