King Midas has an interesting sex life.

A bullfighting eggplant

Basketball isn't as popular as he thought, so he runs off into space, leaving the earth far behind.

Knight of the Sun Kingdom needs your help.

The sun watches in awe as a skinhead pisses on a dead animal of some sort.

A man holding a peculiar looking flashlight in front of a mirror.

Redneck whale shark looking up at a fisherman's boat wondering if he should say howdy or not.

Homer J. Simpson

Blue haired woman is upset that this bra shop does not carry a bra for women with four breasts.

R2 in pink. A blue stick hat pointing at it. Illegible scribbles written in blue below that.

Goblin McGee asking you if you're ready for prom... and you don't even remember asking him.

Darn that Barney, stealing Fred's fruity pebbles yet again! Via portals this time...