A poorly drawn boat that says, "Nope, a sloop."

A CEO nominates himself as employee of the month.

A nose is displayed on a sign that says, "#1, 2012".

A sad snake mopes about as he realizes he is too ugly to even show his face, thus he places a paper bag over his head.

Cleopatra in a green dress chews a piece of bubble gum.

An old woman is making a call to a prostitute asking for her twat.

The Illuminati are crying blood.

Sonic the hedgehog runs slowly.

A man with walnuts for eyes cries yellow tears.

A girl with pink hair listens to headphones.

A cat caught in a supernova.

A doctor analyzes a piece of dying toast.