A sad green blob with a big nose tries to slither over a blue shoe.

A woman in a shirt with "JICE LOS ANGELES" written on it winks and waves at you.

A girl with awesome purple and black hair wears a green bikini.

Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me.

A man with an enormous giraffe neck drools onto a large veggie lover's pizza.

The itsy-bitsy spider climbs up the ace of hearts. (Hopefully it'll be easier for him than that danged water spout.)

Mr. Mouse reads a story to Baby Mouse, while Mrs. Mouse, fed up with being taken for granted, considers murdering Mr. Mouse with a knife.

A dapper mouse gentleman with a top hat and cane.

A man is furtively kissing a sexy gold brick when an angry businessman in a fedora opens the door and catches him in the act.

An evil showerhead orders a reluctant man to take up a life of crime.

The little brown car is sad because it can't shoot flames from its headlights like the big red car can.

Dickbutt explains to a confused, spiky creature that he uses a stop sign to treat his hemorrhoids.