Thousands of dastardly French miners, convincing children to smoke. Sacre bleu!

The mighty leviathan pony rampaged through the city, crushing, killing, destroying. "Ahh!" screamed the people. And it was all for swag.

The Earth is confused at the discovery that it, like Pluto before it, is also no longer a planet.

Who is Loki? Good question, cat. The better question is, who is your tailor? That is a fine suit jacket, although I don't like the tie.

Gertrude knelt on the ground, hands clasped to her face, eyes closed in ecstasy as she giggled. What joy! What splendid happiness!

Abstract expressionism (with condiments). Valued at $14,000,000. Or 15 cents at your local diner.

Harold the green slug exacted revenge on Benson, the wizard, for attacking his young friend Dennis with lightning bolts. What a nasty man!

An orange screams at the sight of a dead cat. A nearby paintbrush has no comment on the matter.

This baby is so eager to get into the oven, it is throwing the brownie away! Yum, delicious cooked baby.

A large steamer vessel has ingested a quantity of drugs. Oh, what fun!

Hitler yelps in pain, a swastika sticking into his head. He waves a keyboard for help. The sign around his neck ensures that he is ignored.

Smiling evilly, Loki proclaimed himself! Shortly thereafter, Thor ate him. Yum, delicious orange.