A man scared for his life yells "NO HOMO" as a giant erect penis flys towards his face

A lovely pink heart man has a raging hardon and is telling his babe that he is ready for some loving

A ginger pirate sails away from an island full of dynamite and bombs while smoking a cigar and staring back like a man

A very sad naked orange man stares at the screen asking why you are not doing your work

A giant pink amorphous blob is being given the bird by a very rude cash register

A slug made of lava with giant expressive eyes floating on a giant patch of black nothingness

A juicy and plump wiener sits delicately on a snow white napkin

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A very small tries desperately to take a drink from a soda can atleast 3 times his size. He stares longingly at the can with anintensesadnes

a floating bottle of rum on the open sea

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