Frodo, with the ring on his neck, had a career change. He is now working for the Red Cross observing patients who just donated blood.

a cow that you just know would produce a lot of milk

a guy in his pajamas who points at the monitor saying, "goddammit shrek" as he blames shrek for all the wrong things in his life

a big red question mark with bold black outlines facing 150 degrees

typical blonde

bed made of belgian chocolate melted into coffin, with love

some bitch playing with portal

A poor ratchet who plays games with ghosts of her dead grandparents.