The poor yellow, fat man went his whole life with no one ever knowing what he was saying.

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Grumpy Cat finally comes to terms with her aggression issues.

Enough is enough! A shadow of a man who once was says, "NO."

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Winnie the Pooh attends his first AA meeting.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer is pissed off because all she ever wanted to be was an accountant.

He says he loves you! Now that's nice, isn't it?

Betsy the cow thinks you were super rude just now. You should apologize.

Randy the Raven and Bobby the Blue Jay enjoy their daily lunch at McDonald's.

The title of this website written in a way to represent the meaning of the words "Doodle" and "Die."

The world's largest kite stretches from middle America to the moon.

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Jesus plays his newest song on his ukulele to serenade a dying T-Rex.

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